THIS MONTH'S MAJOR PROJECT-GETTING A HAIRCUT.......

OK so here's the deal...... i,just like any other guy i know(Except all dads)hate getting a haircut.see,i know that its a well known truth that guys are lazy,and WE SURE ARE!!!!!we hate shaving-so we say that the stubble looks good,we hate bathing-so we buy deos/perfumes(anybody who knows the diff b/w the 2 pls leave a comment below.....)

But gettng a haircut is something we loathe.....you get your ass off the bed,stop the halo or god of war 3 game midway(partly coz u keep losing),go upto mom or dad and ask them to drop u off to the barber.....its just tooooooooooo much work for someone who cant see a reason to press his jeans.....

but,its not over yet.Becoz of all the aids and the squaids,i carry my own "7'o clock ustra blades".i use half of it,give him the other half(coz i cant keep it for another month) and take the rest of the packet home............which i never find again.........so,another "task" is added to the "to do" list along with the haircut-BUY BLADES......

i finally reach the barber with everything right,and then comes the really tough part- convincing him that i want a particular haircut and not what he thinks what'll look good on me.this can be really hard.Coz he's frickin sure that u need "ispikes"(dont fuckin read this as imac or ipod,its more like the ganwaar version of station or school).

then he always has this 7 inch chinese tv,with an almost spherical screen,speakers that dont work and it leaves me confused-"is that coloured or black n white??????"
more often than not,he's somekinda softporn from the 80's with songs that freak me out.......and if u cant bear it and end up taking a nap.....well.....it wont really make a difference coz WHATEVER YOU DO,YOU'LL GET THE SAME HAIRCUT!!!!!!!

next up,as if the same haircut everytime and a sheepish smirk on his face was not enough,he always takes those big hands of his and tries to give me a neck massage,and i am like "i might have,but not now mofo,you fuckin ruined it........".i pay up the 40-50 bucks and realise why is it that i am the only person there.....always!!!!!!!!!

go back home,with short,sharp hair all over my upper body and that is prolly the only time i REALLY wanna take a bath.....see....another thing in the "To do" list.........
and i also have to shampoo at least 2-3 times to get rid of the hair.......

it sucks coz,i as you might be knowing,a reaaaaaaallllyyyyy big fan of james hetfield(big enough to write an alternate but longer wikipedia page on him) and would love to have hair like him,but i always have to get them cut for some reason and it really sucks.......

then,i feel that i cant go in public at least for a week coz my friends r like "BAAL KATWAANE GAYAA THAT YEH KYA KATWAA KE AGAYA....."

P.S. anyone who doesn't know what squaids is,leave a comment below(this helps increase the comments)

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