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This is probably(yea,not prolly....)the most overdue artice....i was supposed post it about 2 months back....OH!!!I FORGOT TO SAY HI!!!!but coming to think of it...U CAME TO THIS PAGE,where i post articles,so YOU should say hi(please leave a comment below before reading further....)

so as the title reads,this is an article about my favouritest favourite emoticon :P
and yea...i firmly beleive emoticons are cool..actually,the only way to make the word "EMO" cool is to add "TICON" in the end.... :P

almost all of us(even the nerds who refrained from using facebook/gtalk/yahoo etcetera etcetera during exams and joined facebook just a week or so back)know the basic emoticons- :) :( :'( :P and the really enterprising ones learn O.o as well.but i have noticed over my extensive fchat experience that :P somehow is the most frequently used.....so completely vella that i am,i began OPERATION INTROSPECT FOR EMO.....but then i found myself completely blank...until i renamed it to OPERATION INTROSPECT FOR EMOTICON( NO PUN INTENDED....i had to say this for the duds)...

without further ado...here are my findings( i feel very RUTHERFORDISH writing my findings of an experiment.....whatchu lookin' at???? :P)

• Its an argument winner....no matter how strong the other persons argument is...just write :P and wait for the irritated response of the "loser" who just lost.....
• It gives me a sudden high,a feeling like-"f u man!!! i dont know why but i am better than thou :p :p :p :p :p"
• Its the only emoticon that makes sense even when typed more than once....while :) :) :) or :( :( :( makes no sense...just the one was enough.....:p :p :p: p is like the superlative degree of :p
• THE most important reason-you look around yourself and you see people smiling(err...not many),sad and crying(a lot) but how often do u see people sticking their tongue out?????how often can you stick your tongue out in a conversation????? its like this feeling that "i am free i can stick my tongue out at you whenever i want and you can do nothing about it :p :p :p :p :p :P TAKE THAT BIATCH :P :P :P :P :P) "
• F U RUTHERFORD,I GOT 5 POSTULATES WHILE YOU HAD JUST 3 :P :P :P :P :P

so that's kinda it...if u now regret visiting my page and think how you have mercilessly murdered your past 5 minutes for complete junk,dont worry....its a usual symptom......

BUT STILL AS IS CUSTOMARY-LEAVE UR RESPONSES IN THE COMMENTS BELOW AS TO WHY YOU FIND :P THE BEST EMOTICON!!!!!!!!!

IS THE IPHONE DEAD YET?????

Hey! as the pics above show,i just got the new google nexus one mobile phone....more like a dream come true.I knew that once i am done with the iitjee,i would be getting a new phone.and since watching vids about sexy new phones with cutting edge technologies is way more interesting that alcohol+acid=ester,i spent a lot of time on youtube watching comparisons and video reviews.there was always one question at the bac of every one who reviewed a smartphone-IS THE IPHONE DEAD YET????? coz every smartphone that came since steve blowjobs launched the iphone was said to be an iphone killer :P

i dont have an iphone but i do have an ipod touch 3g,which is exactly the same except the fact that i cant make calls or sms.so now that i have used both of them,i decided to post a comparitive analysis of my own.

A)FORGET THE FEATURES...I JUST WANT A SEXY PHONE-

as far as the looks of the phones are considered,there is no denying the fact that the half eaten apple at the back almost finishes it.....its like this conversation ender.......like "ghar ka bada beta" in all hindi movies of the 90's............the nexus one is a pretty good looking phone and the trackball glows in a colour of your choice(i've set it on a light seal colour).while the iphone is a scratch magnet with its steel,the nexus one has a nice matte finish to it,and its gray(one of my fav colours).

IPHONE KICKED N1 ASS

B)HOW DOES IT FEEL WHEN U HOLD IT?????

i dont know about the weights of the iphone or the N1(nexus one),but the nexus one feels a lot more solid in the hand than the iphone.i could point out no reason for this,but the iphone slightly feels like the chinese version of the N1(this is an exaggeration)

N1 KICKED IPHONE ASS

C)THE DISPLAY(we are getting to the features)-

simply NO COMPARISON.this is prolly the most repetitive point in any review of the N1,it is the only phone in the market presently available that has an AMOLED screen.......i dont know the details but i'll tell u what,if u wanna feel the difference between and LCD and an AMOLED,just go to the TV set in ur house,go to display settings,INCREASE "COLOUR" AND "CONTRAST" while SLIGHTLY DECRESE BRIGHTNESS.nexus one is way more "real"

N1 KICKED IPHONE ASS

D)BUTTONS-

most people have this button fetish,they feel helpless without physical buttons....this was the primary reason why i bought the PSP eventhough i had the ipod touch which has an accelerometer(it means that if u r playing a racing game,just turn the ipod to left to make the car turn left).the N1 offers 4 buttons(though capacitive) but they work like a charm.the iphone just offers volume buttons(which N1 has too).the trackball of the N1 is just a waste of the space.

N1 KICKED IPHONE ASS(again :P)

E)USER INTERFACE(the way the stuff in the phone is arranged/looks)-

the iphone just has all the apps put together on infinite screens.but the N1 has 4 screens for imp apps and a menu format for the rest like any nokia/ericcsson phone.u tend to get bored of the iphone's interface after some time.but then N1 has only 4 screes,for ppl with a lot of apps,N1 sucks.

ITS A DRAW

F)TOUCH EXPERINCE+BROWSER-

both are pretty much identical.while the iphone browser is slightly better looking,the N1 browser is significantly quicker.

ITS A DRAW

G)APPS-appstore of apple might be having over a million apps,but they are all prettymuch useless.i actually found just about 11 apps worth keeping in the past 4 months i have had the ipod touch.while the N1 apps are lesser but completely out of the box,stuff like barcode scanners and google goggles are simply shocking.plus the VOICE SEARCH is killer.and yea,IT WORKS WITH INDIAN ACCENT TOO.......SPEECH TO TEXT FOR MESSAGING is extremely usefull.

N1 KICKED YOU KNOW WHO'S ASS

H)FACEBOOK-really important stuff.......ipod's app is kinda better,since it allows chatting.

but if u get an IM app like ebuddy,both are at par.still,for the heck of it-

IPHONE NUDGED N1 ASS

I)MUSIC EXPERIENCE-

ok here's the deal,when i talk about music,i dont really care if the music player is good looking or not.the earphones supplied with N1 are far better than the iphone earphones.when i used a third earphone for both of them(samsung)-the iphone gave clearer bass notes and more treble,while the N1 player gave an excellent sound to the drums and all instruments sounded mingled into one another.the orchestra sounded more solid in the N1(analysed using FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS BY METALLICA)......they both were awesome-

IPHONE FOR HIP HOP OR ACOUSTIC,N1 FOR METAL OR HARD ROCK

J)FLASH PLAYER-

just N1 has it :p :p :p :p

N1 KICKED IPHONE'S CHROME PLATED ASS

K)ANDROID VS IPHONE OS 3.0-

N1 is the undisputed winner,to give u the reason i will have to create a new post :p

N1 KICKED IPHONE YOU KNOW WHERE

FINAL VERDICT

as u can see from above ITS NEXUS=5 AND IPHONE=2 OUT OF 11

nexus one clearly dominates..........

IPHONE 3G IS DEAD PEOPLE WE NO LONGER NEED AN IPHONE KILLER AND U KNOW WHAT?IF THE PROTOTYPE OF IPHONE 4G LEAKED BY GIZMODO IS CORRECT,APPLE REALLY DEPENDS COMPLETELY DEPENDS UPON THEIR NAME AND STEVE BLOWJOBS' MARKETING TO SURVIVE IN THE COMPETETIVE MARKET AGAINST DEVICES LIKE N1,HTC DESIRE,MOTOROLA DROID AND WHAT NOT!!!!!!!!!!