WHAT DOES AN IITJEE ASPIRANT ASK RAMDEV-"BABA,IS HELL EXOTHERMIC OR ENDOTHERMIC????"

Though this is not something i wrote,its something so awesome,i just have to mention is here......i found this while searching the net looking for awesome T shirt quotes that are kinda adult and really funny but just over the line so i cant really get them written on my shirt,unless i wanna be thrown out of the house.......yea i know....i do a lot of weird shit while i should be studying.....but hey!!!!THE TITLE ABOVE IS ORIGINAL(so much for modesty).

so,without boring you further with the intro(oops!!! i just did it again....) here's the excerpt(YENJOY!!!!)-

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington engineering mid-term. The answer was so "profound" that the Professor shared it with colleagues, and the sharing obviously hasn't ceased...

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or Endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote Proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let us look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa Banyan during my Freshman year, "...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you.", and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze."

This student received the only A.

THIS MONTH'S MAJOR PROJECT-GETTING A HAIRCUT.......

OK so here's the deal...... i,just like any other guy i know(Except all dads)hate getting a haircut.see,i know that its a well known truth that guys are lazy,and WE SURE ARE!!!!!we hate shaving-so we say that the stubble looks good,we hate bathing-so we buy deos/perfumes(anybody who knows the diff b/w the 2 pls leave a comment below.....)

But gettng a haircut is something we loathe.....you get your ass off the bed,stop the halo or god of war 3 game midway(partly coz u keep losing),go upto mom or dad and ask them to drop u off to the barber.....its just tooooooooooo much work for someone who cant see a reason to press his jeans.....

but,its not over yet.Becoz of all the aids and the squaids,i carry my own "7'o clock ustra blades".i use half of it,give him the other half(coz i cant keep it for another month) and take the rest of the packet home............which i never find again.........so,another "task" is added to the "to do" list along with the haircut-BUY BLADES......

i finally reach the barber with everything right,and then comes the really tough part- convincing him that i want a particular haircut and not what he thinks what'll look good on me.this can be really hard.Coz he's frickin sure that u need "ispikes"(dont fuckin read this as imac or ipod,its more like the ganwaar version of station or school).

then he always has this 7 inch chinese tv,with an almost spherical screen,speakers that dont work and it leaves me confused-"is that coloured or black n white??????"
more often than not,he's somekinda softporn from the 80's with songs that freak me out.......and if u cant bear it and end up taking a nap.....well.....it wont really make a difference coz WHATEVER YOU DO,YOU'LL GET THE SAME HAIRCUT!!!!!!!

next up,as if the same haircut everytime and a sheepish smirk on his face was not enough,he always takes those big hands of his and tries to give me a neck massage,and i am like "i might have,but not now mofo,you fuckin ruined it........".i pay up the 40-50 bucks and realise why is it that i am the only person there.....always!!!!!!!!!

go back home,with short,sharp hair all over my upper body and that is prolly the only time i REALLY wanna take a bath.....see....another thing in the "To do" list.........
and i also have to shampoo at least 2-3 times to get rid of the hair.......

it sucks coz,i as you might be knowing,a reaaaaaaallllyyyyy big fan of james hetfield(big enough to write an alternate but longer wikipedia page on him) and would love to have hair like him,but i always have to get them cut for some reason and it really sucks.......

then,i feel that i cant go in public at least for a week coz my friends r like "BAAL KATWAANE GAYAA THAT YEH KYA KATWAA KE AGAYA....."

P.S. anyone who doesn't know what squaids is,leave a comment below(this helps increase the comments)

LEAVE UR INTERESTING AND CREATIVE RESPONSE IN THE COMMENTS SECTION BELLLOOOWWWWWW.............

GENDA PHOOL

remember silly 6?
oh!sorry.......dilli 6??????
the idiotic and totally meaningless movie with a super pretty and awesome sonam kapoor starred opposite the fat,unshaved,daddy's boy abhishekh????

the movie sure was a big flop......but before throwing over 15 crore rupees(random figure) down the you know what and flushing it,rakeysh omprakash mehra(rang de basanti guy) took one right move.....
he took a combo of ar rehman and prasoon joshi for the songs.

the most popular song of the movie was "genda phool" without a doubt-those killer beats and awesome lyrics stole the show..........

though we all loved that song(except me) and must have heard it numerous times,i'd like to know how many if you understood(or even cared to)the lyrics by prasoon joshi.

so for all my dud friends and some others who don't know hindi(rebunzal),i am gonna post the meaning of the lyrics.........

first of all,why the genda phool?
genda phool =marigold,the one used in rangoli for diwali.
if you have ever noticed,its not just a single flower,its actually a compund flower-a lot of flowers livin together.prasoon reffers to sasural as a genda phool because it has various kind of people having different viewpoints and relations with the newly wed bride who is actually singing this song.

that was the crux of the song,if you wanna know more,just send me a message...........
i'm tooooooooooooooooooooooo lazy to type it out right now ;D

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A GUY,NO MATTER HOW OLD,CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF TWO THINGS-CANDY AND EYE-CANDY".

as u ppl know i am in the 12th standard,and one of the writing skills thing that we need to do for the "boards" is called a factual description.its bascally going on and on giving irrelevant details abt any event,thing,person etc. prolly coz the idiot trying to figure out ur handwrting has no access to the internet and he is willing to believe whatever u say.i mean,you could tell the examiner that ur school guard wears his jockey on top of his pants coz he's the superman,or you could have van halen posters all over ur classroom which would mean enough eye candy to ensure that even those who cant add 2+2 in class 12 would stick to the class instead of bunking.........

so,one of friends(srijan,if u must know) asked me what pim pom was.i stareted of by telling his it was a lollypop,but u know how i am unwillingly attracted to anything thats useless and here i was,writing a whole article on it,LONG ENOUGH TO CROSS THE WORD LIMIT......aahh!!! this feels good......crossing the word limit of a factual description and not losing marks :p :p hahahahah

so here it is :-

it was a wonderful day when i went out to buy a packet of chips(lays masaala magic)....basically for the tazo.....we still had 4 rupees more with us,so me and bhayya decided to buy me a toffee(yea my bro rocks).....short and puny,i saw myself looking at a counter full of oppurtunities-gels,gums,toffees and what nots.....biggest dilemma-more,cheap toffees or less, good ones(only 4 rupees).....i decided to go fr a lollypop.

the cover read pim pom,and one of the deciding factor for chosing it was that i could read its name.......of course the colourful packet fascinated me no end.i took the pim pom and slowly started unwrapping it(its was packed differently and really diff to open).....it was strwberry flavoured.

the fine flavour coupled with the excitement of me getting it exclusively while bhayya did not made it special.i wasnt done with the sweet,sugary coating on top yet,but what the hell!!!!! i could wait no longer....that was it........I HAD TO BITE!!!!!!!

And there it was......pressing it hard with the force of my grinding teeth and the incisors,i heard the hard coating crack and bug chunks of toffee seperating....this was followed by a rush of juice...this was heaven......i could give up cartoon network for this......but it was not over yet.

i suddenly felt it.....the chewing gum in the centre.....this was it......the top of the world...nothing else could beat it....not even boom boom boomer......

i realised then the reason behind pricing it at rs.4 and not rs.5.......it was 2 for the lollypop and 2 for the boomer.....that was it....i was glued to it......and until recently i maintained a decent record with my lollypops....(or those who think its for kids,carmen electra had them too,in meet the spartans).

Though not with all this expression,but i did tell my bro abt the experience.....and quite understandably is immediate reaction was that we went back home to get more money and then to the market to get him the pim pom.

so ppl pim pom rocks and if failed to get one as a child,no problemo get one tonight.... you see i beleive-

"A GUY CAN NEVER BE TOO OLD FOR 2 THINGS-CANDY AND EYE-CANDY"

INTRO BABY.......

hey,every one......i checked searching fr my blog on google and it doesnt show up,so i assume that anyone who has come to this page knows me.so,i'll cut out the i am this,i am that shit and get you reading some of the very vella stuff i have been writing on my facebook account over the past 2 years of my jee prep.

i like observing things,it might just be a simple detail that others fail to catch like the expression on the face of a kid or just any between the lines meaning in an advert........basically anything random and USELESS.i LOVE writing abt useless stuff coz there are simply toooooooooooooo many ppl writing abt something meaningful and lets face it,they are frickin better than me.........also i dont think anyone looking for something useful will ever come to my blog :p :p

that's it ppl,lets cut this down and bring out a dose of hillariousness coupled with randomness coz i truly beleive-

RANDOMNESS+HILLARIOUSNESS=AWESOMENESS

p.s. you might wanna as why just two pics if i could find such awesome ones.......i think pics in a blog our like adjectives in a poem,ppl like them at first but too many just pisses em off!!!!!

please suggest me what to tag coz thats the only way its gonna show up on google :p :p

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