:P :P :P :P

This is probably(yea,not prolly....)the most overdue artice....i was supposed post it about 2 months back....OH!!!I FORGOT TO SAY HI!!!!but coming to think of it...U CAME TO THIS PAGE,where i post articles,so YOU should say hi(please leave a comment below before reading further....)

so as the title reads,this is an article about my favouritest favourite emoticon :P
and yea...i firmly beleive emoticons are cool..actually,the only way to make the word "EMO" cool is to add "TICON" in the end.... :P

almost all of us(even the nerds who refrained from using facebook/gtalk/yahoo etcetera etcetera during exams and joined facebook just a week or so back)know the basic emoticons- :) :( :'( :P and the really enterprising ones learn O.o as well.but i have noticed over my extensive fchat experience that :P somehow is the most frequently used.....so completely vella that i am,i began OPERATION INTROSPECT FOR EMO.....but then i found myself completely blank...until i renamed it to OPERATION INTROSPECT FOR EMOTICON( NO PUN INTENDED....i had to say this for the duds)...

without further ado...here are my findings( i feel very RUTHERFORDISH writing my findings of an experiment.....whatchu lookin' at???? :P)

• Its an argument winner....no matter how strong the other persons argument is...just write :P and wait for the irritated response of the "loser" who just lost.....
• It gives me a sudden high,a feeling like-"f u man!!! i dont know why but i am better than thou :p :p :p :p :p"
• Its the only emoticon that makes sense even when typed more than once....while :) :) :) or :( :( :( makes no sense...just the one was enough.....:p :p :p: p is like the superlative degree of :p
• THE most important reason-you look around yourself and you see people smiling(err...not many),sad and crying(a lot) but how often do u see people sticking their tongue out?????how often can you stick your tongue out in a conversation????? its like this feeling that "i am free i can stick my tongue out at you whenever i want and you can do nothing about it :p :p :p :p :p :P TAKE THAT BIATCH :P :P :P :P :P) "
• F U RUTHERFORD,I GOT 5 POSTULATES WHILE YOU HAD JUST 3 :P :P :P :P :P

so that's kinda it...if u now regret visiting my page and think how you have mercilessly murdered your past 5 minutes for complete junk,dont worry....its a usual symptom......

BUT STILL AS IS CUSTOMARY-LEAVE UR RESPONSES IN THE COMMENTS BELOW AS TO WHY YOU FIND :P THE BEST EMOTICON!!!!!!!!!

IS THE IPHONE DEAD YET?????

Hey! as the pics above show,i just got the new google nexus one mobile phone....more like a dream come true.I knew that once i am done with the iitjee,i would be getting a new phone.and since watching vids about sexy new phones with cutting edge technologies is way more interesting that alcohol+acid=ester,i spent a lot of time on youtube watching comparisons and video reviews.there was always one question at the bac of every one who reviewed a smartphone-IS THE IPHONE DEAD YET????? coz every smartphone that came since steve blowjobs launched the iphone was said to be an iphone killer :P

i dont have an iphone but i do have an ipod touch 3g,which is exactly the same except the fact that i cant make calls or sms.so now that i have used both of them,i decided to post a comparitive analysis of my own.

A)FORGET THE FEATURES...I JUST WANT A SEXY PHONE-

as far as the looks of the phones are considered,there is no denying the fact that the half eaten apple at the back almost finishes it.....its like this conversation ender.......like "ghar ka bada beta" in all hindi movies of the 90's............the nexus one is a pretty good looking phone and the trackball glows in a colour of your choice(i've set it on a light seal colour).while the iphone is a scratch magnet with its steel,the nexus one has a nice matte finish to it,and its gray(one of my fav colours).

IPHONE KICKED N1 ASS

B)HOW DOES IT FEEL WHEN U HOLD IT?????

i dont know about the weights of the iphone or the N1(nexus one),but the nexus one feels a lot more solid in the hand than the iphone.i could point out no reason for this,but the iphone slightly feels like the chinese version of the N1(this is an exaggeration)

N1 KICKED IPHONE ASS

C)THE DISPLAY(we are getting to the features)-

simply NO COMPARISON.this is prolly the most repetitive point in any review of the N1,it is the only phone in the market presently available that has an AMOLED screen.......i dont know the details but i'll tell u what,if u wanna feel the difference between and LCD and an AMOLED,just go to the TV set in ur house,go to display settings,INCREASE "COLOUR" AND "CONTRAST" while SLIGHTLY DECRESE BRIGHTNESS.nexus one is way more "real"

N1 KICKED IPHONE ASS

D)BUTTONS-

most people have this button fetish,they feel helpless without physical buttons....this was the primary reason why i bought the PSP eventhough i had the ipod touch which has an accelerometer(it means that if u r playing a racing game,just turn the ipod to left to make the car turn left).the N1 offers 4 buttons(though capacitive) but they work like a charm.the iphone just offers volume buttons(which N1 has too).the trackball of the N1 is just a waste of the space.

N1 KICKED IPHONE ASS(again :P)

E)USER INTERFACE(the way the stuff in the phone is arranged/looks)-

the iphone just has all the apps put together on infinite screens.but the N1 has 4 screens for imp apps and a menu format for the rest like any nokia/ericcsson phone.u tend to get bored of the iphone's interface after some time.but then N1 has only 4 screes,for ppl with a lot of apps,N1 sucks.

ITS A DRAW

F)TOUCH EXPERINCE+BROWSER-

both are pretty much identical.while the iphone browser is slightly better looking,the N1 browser is significantly quicker.

ITS A DRAW

G)APPS-appstore of apple might be having over a million apps,but they are all prettymuch useless.i actually found just about 11 apps worth keeping in the past 4 months i have had the ipod touch.while the N1 apps are lesser but completely out of the box,stuff like barcode scanners and google goggles are simply shocking.plus the VOICE SEARCH is killer.and yea,IT WORKS WITH INDIAN ACCENT TOO.......SPEECH TO TEXT FOR MESSAGING is extremely usefull.

N1 KICKED YOU KNOW WHO'S ASS

H)FACEBOOK-really important stuff.......ipod's app is kinda better,since it allows chatting.

but if u get an IM app like ebuddy,both are at par.still,for the heck of it-

IPHONE NUDGED N1 ASS

I)MUSIC EXPERIENCE-

ok here's the deal,when i talk about music,i dont really care if the music player is good looking or not.the earphones supplied with N1 are far better than the iphone earphones.when i used a third earphone for both of them(samsung)-the iphone gave clearer bass notes and more treble,while the N1 player gave an excellent sound to the drums and all instruments sounded mingled into one another.the orchestra sounded more solid in the N1(analysed using FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS BY METALLICA)......they both were awesome-

IPHONE FOR HIP HOP OR ACOUSTIC,N1 FOR METAL OR HARD ROCK

J)FLASH PLAYER-

just N1 has it :p :p :p :p

N1 KICKED IPHONE'S CHROME PLATED ASS

K)ANDROID VS IPHONE OS 3.0-

N1 is the undisputed winner,to give u the reason i will have to create a new post :p

N1 KICKED IPHONE YOU KNOW WHERE

FINAL VERDICT

as u can see from above ITS NEXUS=5 AND IPHONE=2 OUT OF 11

nexus one clearly dominates..........

IPHONE 3G IS DEAD PEOPLE WE NO LONGER NEED AN IPHONE KILLER AND U KNOW WHAT?IF THE PROTOTYPE OF IPHONE 4G LEAKED BY GIZMODO IS CORRECT,APPLE REALLY DEPENDS COMPLETELY DEPENDS UPON THEIR NAME AND STEVE BLOWJOBS' MARKETING TO SURVIVE IN THE COMPETETIVE MARKET AGAINST DEVICES LIKE N1,HTC DESIRE,MOTOROLA DROID AND WHAT NOT!!!!!!!!!!

X AND Y-THE INVARIABLE VARIABLES.....

PHEW!!!! finally done with the intense and mushy stuff in the past two posts,i now get back to what i like doing-BLABBER RANDOMLY ABOUT SOMETHING USELESS......

today i was giving the 2009 paper of aieee,as a mock test just to get the hang of what aieee is....which if u dont know is day after tommorrow.so while solving the math paper,i was suddenly struck by something,I WAS ACTUALLY STUCK IN A QUESTION COZ I COULDNT TAKE X AND Y,as they were defined points,so i had to assume the variables as a and b........this sounds pretty lame and just for the record i did end up solving it :p but yea,i WAS UNCOMFORTABLE.

so why is it that the variables are invariably x and y....never a and b or l and m or p and q.....unless we have no other option.....though i know thats just coz we have been using and seeing them in books since class 6 algebra when we were taught that like terms can be added and unlike cannot(x and x^2 cannot be added)...but...........THAT SEEMS BORING....so i decided to post some really ridiculous reasons for why i preffer x,y AND WHY IS X EVEN BETTER THAN Y......

A) THE X,Y TEAM VS THE REST OF ALPHABETS-

• P and q are particularly difficult to write fast
• a in small letters ends up looking like o for a person like me who writes really fast
• b is again difficult to write
• l and m-i couldnt think of anything,so lets just settle at-"ISHWAR KI MAYA KAHIN DHOOP KAHIN CHHAYA"

B)X VS Y(THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN....mortal combat song in background)

• y has a tail which juts into the next line,leaving lesser room to write in it
• especially in fractions,the y in frickin numerator just leaves no space for the denominator.....i always dislike and try to convert the question into x
• the great guy who invented the english language,intended to do so....how can i,a puny school student doing algebra mess up his work?????????

i guess thats it,but please leave your interesting and creative responses BELOW......i'd love to know your reasons for the "X,Y FIXATION"....

MY LADY'S HAND TO KISS....

COMRADES,just like any other teenager(now even an adult :P UNLIKE YOU)

i have had girl-boy issues too....and yea i too plunged into the world of romantic music to.....uhh... I DON'T KNOW....THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE DOES WHEN THEY HAVE ISSUES......

One of my favourite bands during such times has been dire straits,just for one man-MARK KNOPFLER, legendary guitarist and singer.......his smooth voice somehow always manages to rescue my masculinity after being turned down time and again.......hehe...just kidding.....

so there's this awesome song called " A Summer Night Long Ago" from the album "Golden heart". i particularly love the lyrics in a very EMO GIRLY kinda way.....just made that up,but i guess u must have known one,so you can catch my drift here :)

i was just reading the lyrics of the original song,and knopfler being british,his lyrics are still slightly inspired from the works of jane austen and other pride and prejudice kinda stories-BASICALLY,IT TAKES TIME FOR ME TO GET A HANG OF THE SONG.......

i started jumbling up words and sentences to make sense.....i ultimately ended up changing the order of the lines,changing a few words to finally get something that made perfect sense to me!!!

and i decided to post it here,just to prove that guys can do mushy stuff too.....ITS NOT THAT WE ARE GENETICALLY DEVOID OF EMOTIONS,ITS JUST THAT WE ARE PRETTY MISERLY IN SHOWING THEM.ITS JUST SOMETHING WE HAVE PICKED FROM ONE GENERATION TO ANOTHER ;)

So here's what i did to the stuff stolen from the musical quiver of a great musician-

MY LADY’S HAND TO KISS

-stolen and modified beyond repair by spandan madan

My Lady may I know your name?

My lady may I have this dance?

You danced in this soldier’s arm,

And when you smiled you did me harm,

I felt the blade of love so keen,

And I was drawn to you,my queen

Now there is no knight I will not kill,

To have my lady’s hand to kiss,

That summer night long long ago,my love,

Is what I still miss…….

MY UNNAMED FEELING......

Most people who barely even know me,know that I am a die hard metfan.though debatable,most people know that metallica is one of the biggest metal band ever.but here in india,people are not into metal music and even those who are somehow manage to hate metallica for some reason or the other.i have been asked many times why I love it so much(I almost worship their music).so I finally decided to write a blogpost…..here it is :P

I,unlike most people,who tend to look for good music or meaningful lyrics(or both if their really choosy),I on the other hand,try to associate the songs I listen with particular emotions or events(Which basically are pointers for emotions)….its almost like a tagging kinda system with me.when I am really fucked up,I even resort to music like those of celine dion or deana carter.when in a peppy mood,I go in for joe satriani or eddie van halen.

We all know,as we grow up,we go through periods of different pre-dominant emotions in our life.i started listening metal when I was 6(yea I know my ears are prolly damaged beyond repair by now),and quite understandably back then the only emotion I could feel strongly enough was excitement and the enjoyment rooting from noise-i.e. I spent hours on as I lay dying,arch enemy and other senseless growling waale songs.the guitars SEEMED fast and difficult to play(they are the easiest songs ever) and that kinda high was enough to satiate me.as I grew up and started err…..staring at chicks,I guess…..and started associating with the “BOY-GIRL” stuff,I entered the world of scorpions and dire straits.bryan adams was lurking somewhere around the corner too.

Cutting long story short,when I entered the “vmc phase” of my life,that is preparing for iitjee,most people never understood my way of approaching life.i agree that iit was and is a major motivation to study,but I only studied wht I found interesting and scored well in that part,leaving out the rest.i always treated studies just like my music or anyother thing in life that is important to me-BUT NOT SOMETHING MY LIFE REVOLVES AROUND.i think that my life revolves around spontaneity and fun.i am fidgety and unpredictable.but my parents obviously wouldn’t agree to this completely(their parents……they tend to do weird stuff…….).so all that I could do was sit on my table and listen to music or watch movie…….hehe…….

This is where comes in the purest emotion…..ANGER.beleive or not,rage is the only emotion which can and does exist independently,u need not be jelous or fear something to be angry.you can be simply angry-at least I can be.i am angry with the society for the way they have made education in our country,I am angry with the way we have to choose an engeneering in the beginning of college eventhough all that we know about computers vs mechanical is-COMPUTER KI DEMAND ZAADA HAI……THAT’S NOT HOW WE FUCKING MAKE ENGENEERS....THATS NOT HOW WE FUCKING MAKE STUDENTS.i am angry with a lot of different things,for a lot of different reasons......

After two years in this prison,having stared at the dead,expressionless,emotionless faces of iit rank 1 and rank 2 for 2 years,the predominant emotion in me is rage.rage fuels me now,and this is where metallica comes in.WHEN I FEEL ENRAGED AND ALL I CAN THINK IS “FUCK IT ALL”,IS WHEN I SEE THEIR LEAD MAN JAMES HETFIELD,SHOUTING AT THE TOP OF HIS MASCULINE VOICE-“FUCK U ALL,I AM GONNA DO WHAT I WANT TO,WHAT I THINK I SHOULD NOT WHAT I AM SUPPOSED TO……..”

One of their albums called ST.ANGER was released back in 2004 when metallica was going through its bleakest phase as a band(not commercially)…..they hadn’t released an album in 5 years,no stage shows since 3 years and their relations were at an all time low.james,the frontman was struggling with problems like “alcohol and other undisclosed addictions”-to quote the man himself.their long time bassist,Jason newstead had just left-he just fled off what he thought was a “SINKING SHIP”…….

James hetfield spent over year and a half in rehab,where as he said-“these people don’t just stop the surface,they go in deep,really deep…..until there is nothing much left in you and you have no other option but to re-explore and restart your life as a new person….which is exactly what an arrogant and stuck up person like me needed” .For this album,they hired a war bunker at the presidio in san Francisco to rediscover themselves just like they had,back in 1981 when there’s was just another garage band.arrogant and egotistical as they were,they came in to the presidio without a single riff(a guitar piece) or any basic skeleton for the songs or the album.they sat there without any professional equipment except their guitars,drums and very basic recording instrument….no effects…..pure music…. FUELED WITH ANGER…..

As there was no equipment to really edit the music,the drums,which are naturally louder,sound a lot different in this album.this is a really rough around the edges kinda album,just how I love it-more like “fresh from the oven”,no producer or sound artists to mess it up and make it sound like what “people” wanna listen to…..it was what they wanted us to hear,not the other way round.

the drums are loud,and u can actually here the noise of the drumsticks hitting the snares(a drum component) and the screeching sound of the pick,scratching against the electric guitar strings.its like a concert but with retakes-PURE METAL.

The lyrics written by james,who in that period was just looking for somewhere to vent out his anger.he used this album for that purpose,he actually uses the words “flush it out” in 2 diff songs.this is the only album in which they did NOT omit the F-words.and it totally adds to the feel of the album(don’t even try to say that using the word to feel light inside is an immature concept).the album is RAGE,RAGE AND RAGE.the fast and hard music riffs,drumsticks hitting hard on the snare’s tight taught,membranes.....guitarists playing so hard that there hands start aching and james shouting at the top of his voice in the studio,every fucking word that he wants to say,makes this album an invincible legend in my heart and mind.I have learnt in these years that is very important to tap ur anger to be successful.

To top it all,when I hear metallica,I feel that there isn’t just rage,there is hope that they will come out of the shit they have put themselves in.it is this perfect combination of anger and hope….IT IS THIS UNNAMED FEELING….that according to me,makes metallica my favourite band,which would be an extreme understatement.i have heard many other band like slayer,children of bodom,cradle of filth,opeth,ac dc and a really long list,BUT NONE OF THEM HAVE THIS INFINITE AMOUNT OF ENERGY OR THE HOPE,AS MENTIONED ABOVE.

To conclude,I would like to say,that its not the best guitarist,drummer or the vocalist that makes the best band.its the combined effort.its how they feel about themselves and other band members.coz if that was the case my friend,there would be nothing like improvement,it will be a world ruled by talent,and even if it was true,in a world full of averages,with just one “best”,this would be a minority opinion and thus,strongly put down.

I eat,drink and sleep metallica,I feel their music rushing through my veins,and I could make you feel even a fraction of what I feel for them,I am pretty sure u would soon be downloading their music.

This is the part where I sign off.this certainly is not one of my funniest post,but believe me,it certainly is one of my most heart felt article.the one that I can relate the most to my life.SO,DON’T JUST WASTE YOUR RAGE,USE IT FOR YOUR OWN GOOD……….

Phew!!!! Intense(MY FEEL KILLER SENTENCE)……Cant help it…..gotta end it on a light note :P

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WHAT DOES AN IITJEE ASPIRANT ASK RAMDEV-"BABA,IS HELL EXOTHERMIC OR ENDOTHERMIC????"

Though this is not something i wrote,its something so awesome,i just have to mention is here......i found this while searching the net looking for awesome T shirt quotes that are kinda adult and really funny but just over the line so i cant really get them written on my shirt,unless i wanna be thrown out of the house.......yea i know....i do a lot of weird shit while i should be studying.....but hey!!!!THE TITLE ABOVE IS ORIGINAL(so much for modesty).

so,without boring you further with the intro(oops!!! i just did it again....) here's the excerpt(YENJOY!!!!)-

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington engineering mid-term. The answer was so "profound" that the Professor shared it with colleagues, and the sharing obviously hasn't ceased...

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or Endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote Proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let us look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa Banyan during my Freshman year, "...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you.", and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze."

This student received the only A.

THIS MONTH'S MAJOR PROJECT-GETTING A HAIRCUT.......

OK so here's the deal...... i,just like any other guy i know(Except all dads)hate getting a haircut.see,i know that its a well known truth that guys are lazy,and WE SURE ARE!!!!!we hate shaving-so we say that the stubble looks good,we hate bathing-so we buy deos/perfumes(anybody who knows the diff b/w the 2 pls leave a comment below.....)

But gettng a haircut is something we loathe.....you get your ass off the bed,stop the halo or god of war 3 game midway(partly coz u keep losing),go upto mom or dad and ask them to drop u off to the barber.....its just tooooooooooo much work for someone who cant see a reason to press his jeans.....

but,its not over yet.Becoz of all the aids and the squaids,i carry my own "7'o clock ustra blades".i use half of it,give him the other half(coz i cant keep it for another month) and take the rest of the packet home............which i never find again.........so,another "task" is added to the "to do" list along with the haircut-BUY BLADES......

i finally reach the barber with everything right,and then comes the really tough part- convincing him that i want a particular haircut and not what he thinks what'll look good on me.this can be really hard.Coz he's frickin sure that u need "ispikes"(dont fuckin read this as imac or ipod,its more like the ganwaar version of station or school).

then he always has this 7 inch chinese tv,with an almost spherical screen,speakers that dont work and it leaves me confused-"is that coloured or black n white??????"
more often than not,he's somekinda softporn from the 80's with songs that freak me out.......and if u cant bear it and end up taking a nap.....well.....it wont really make a difference coz WHATEVER YOU DO,YOU'LL GET THE SAME HAIRCUT!!!!!!!

next up,as if the same haircut everytime and a sheepish smirk on his face was not enough,he always takes those big hands of his and tries to give me a neck massage,and i am like "i might have,but not now mofo,you fuckin ruined it........".i pay up the 40-50 bucks and realise why is it that i am the only person there.....always!!!!!!!!!

go back home,with short,sharp hair all over my upper body and that is prolly the only time i REALLY wanna take a bath.....see....another thing in the "To do" list.........
and i also have to shampoo at least 2-3 times to get rid of the hair.......

it sucks coz,i as you might be knowing,a reaaaaaaallllyyyyy big fan of james hetfield(big enough to write an alternate but longer wikipedia page on him) and would love to have hair like him,but i always have to get them cut for some reason and it really sucks.......

then,i feel that i cant go in public at least for a week coz my friends r like "BAAL KATWAANE GAYAA THAT YEH KYA KATWAA KE AGAYA....."

P.S. anyone who doesn't know what squaids is,leave a comment below(this helps increase the comments)

LEAVE UR INTERESTING AND CREATIVE RESPONSE IN THE COMMENTS SECTION BELLLOOOWWWWWW.............

GENDA PHOOL

remember silly 6?
oh!sorry.......dilli 6??????
the idiotic and totally meaningless movie with a super pretty and awesome sonam kapoor starred opposite the fat,unshaved,daddy's boy abhishekh????

the movie sure was a big flop......but before throwing over 15 crore rupees(random figure) down the you know what and flushing it,rakeysh omprakash mehra(rang de basanti guy) took one right move.....
he took a combo of ar rehman and prasoon joshi for the songs.

the most popular song of the movie was "genda phool" without a doubt-those killer beats and awesome lyrics stole the show..........

though we all loved that song(except me) and must have heard it numerous times,i'd like to know how many if you understood(or even cared to)the lyrics by prasoon joshi.

so for all my dud friends and some others who don't know hindi(rebunzal),i am gonna post the meaning of the lyrics.........

first of all,why the genda phool?
genda phool =marigold,the one used in rangoli for diwali.
if you have ever noticed,its not just a single flower,its actually a compund flower-a lot of flowers livin together.prasoon reffers to sasural as a genda phool because it has various kind of people having different viewpoints and relations with the newly wed bride who is actually singing this song.

that was the crux of the song,if you wanna know more,just send me a message...........
i'm tooooooooooooooooooooooo lazy to type it out right now ;D

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A GUY,NO MATTER HOW OLD,CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF TWO THINGS-CANDY AND EYE-CANDY".

as u ppl know i am in the 12th standard,and one of the writing skills thing that we need to do for the "boards" is called a factual description.its bascally going on and on giving irrelevant details abt any event,thing,person etc. prolly coz the idiot trying to figure out ur handwrting has no access to the internet and he is willing to believe whatever u say.i mean,you could tell the examiner that ur school guard wears his jockey on top of his pants coz he's the superman,or you could have van halen posters all over ur classroom which would mean enough eye candy to ensure that even those who cant add 2+2 in class 12 would stick to the class instead of bunking.........

so,one of friends(srijan,if u must know) asked me what pim pom was.i stareted of by telling his it was a lollypop,but u know how i am unwillingly attracted to anything thats useless and here i was,writing a whole article on it,LONG ENOUGH TO CROSS THE WORD LIMIT......aahh!!! this feels good......crossing the word limit of a factual description and not losing marks :p :p hahahahah

so here it is :-

it was a wonderful day when i went out to buy a packet of chips(lays masaala magic)....basically for the tazo.....we still had 4 rupees more with us,so me and bhayya decided to buy me a toffee(yea my bro rocks).....short and puny,i saw myself looking at a counter full of oppurtunities-gels,gums,toffees and what nots.....biggest dilemma-more,cheap toffees or less, good ones(only 4 rupees).....i decided to go fr a lollypop.

the cover read pim pom,and one of the deciding factor for chosing it was that i could read its name.......of course the colourful packet fascinated me no end.i took the pim pom and slowly started unwrapping it(its was packed differently and really diff to open).....it was strwberry flavoured.

the fine flavour coupled with the excitement of me getting it exclusively while bhayya did not made it special.i wasnt done with the sweet,sugary coating on top yet,but what the hell!!!!! i could wait no longer....that was it........I HAD TO BITE!!!!!!!

And there it was......pressing it hard with the force of my grinding teeth and the incisors,i heard the hard coating crack and bug chunks of toffee seperating....this was followed by a rush of juice...this was heaven......i could give up cartoon network for this......but it was not over yet.

i suddenly felt it.....the chewing gum in the centre.....this was it......the top of the world...nothing else could beat it....not even boom boom boomer......

i realised then the reason behind pricing it at rs.4 and not rs.5.......it was 2 for the lollypop and 2 for the boomer.....that was it....i was glued to it......and until recently i maintained a decent record with my lollypops....(or those who think its for kids,carmen electra had them too,in meet the spartans).

Though not with all this expression,but i did tell my bro abt the experience.....and quite understandably is immediate reaction was that we went back home to get more money and then to the market to get him the pim pom.

so ppl pim pom rocks and if failed to get one as a child,no problemo get one tonight.... you see i beleive-

"A GUY CAN NEVER BE TOO OLD FOR 2 THINGS-CANDY AND EYE-CANDY"

INTRO BABY.......

hey,every one......i checked searching fr my blog on google and it doesnt show up,so i assume that anyone who has come to this page knows me.so,i'll cut out the i am this,i am that shit and get you reading some of the very vella stuff i have been writing on my facebook account over the past 2 years of my jee prep.

i like observing things,it might just be a simple detail that others fail to catch like the expression on the face of a kid or just any between the lines meaning in an advert........basically anything random and USELESS.i LOVE writing abt useless stuff coz there are simply toooooooooooooo many ppl writing abt something meaningful and lets face it,they are frickin better than me.........also i dont think anyone looking for something useful will ever come to my blog :p :p

that's it ppl,lets cut this down and bring out a dose of hillariousness coupled with randomness coz i truly beleive-

RANDOMNESS+HILLARIOUSNESS=AWESOMENESS

p.s. you might wanna as why just two pics if i could find such awesome ones.......i think pics in a blog our like adjectives in a poem,ppl like them at first but too many just pisses em off!!!!!

please suggest me what to tag coz thats the only way its gonna show up on google :p :p

leave ur interesting and interactive comments bellllllllooooow-